What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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OC A receeding Herr line.

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