Vowel Jokes

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!