Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative