What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.