Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What does a hungry clock do?

He goes back four seconds.