Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What does a hungry clock do?

He goes back four seconds.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.