Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.