Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"