Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

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How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.