Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.