What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.