Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
They link to Ancestry.com
His portrait only need one nail
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
On the Inkernet.
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Because loves digging up the past.
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.