Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.