Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.