How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.