How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.