How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.