How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.