Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.