How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"