How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.