What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!