Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.