Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because he was Snowden...
He left his foot on the clutch.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Driving at midnight.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
You make me hard
It's rear end!
you put a windshield in front of them
