A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
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They were afraid of Stalin'
He can't drive 55.
Your holiness"
Because he was driving her buggy.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Immigration.
The Czech engine light is always on.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Both are yellow and can't drive.
Carrs.
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They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Because she's a woman
Because she prefers to drive stick!
I thought they only drive automatic
It had a SPOILER on it.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
Semi-retired.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Because cars takes you from A to B
So they can be driven while handcuffed.
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
An autumn-mobile.
A taxi driver
Wow you looked shocked.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
It's ram a dam
A toy-
Money.
I don't know, I've never tri
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A Christler.
A Toyoda
They are both very pedantic
A Toy-Yoda
So the other one would also drive
Jeeper creeper!
A rental car can drive anywhere.
Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)
A Chrysler
A yellow license plate.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
He was mini cooped up for to long.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
deez nuts
A 100$ bill
A car thief who can't drive
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
A ManDeLorean.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
because it was being driven by a woman
Woah, the traffic is moving.
Drive me to the grocery store.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
A Doge charger
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
A right a right a right!
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Because women can't drive.
A cop.
Because women can't drive
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
3 days by panzer
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
He drove a Ford.
Because it crashes all the time.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Audi!
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A bus driver.
They drive alpacars.
A Christler
A green bean.
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
It drives me nuts.
They can't drive cars.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Park in it, of course.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"
He lost his Marples.
So he can cut corners.
They were my friends. :(
Because that's when they brake fast.
By bearing straight
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Talking while driving.
Little Ceasars
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Because there is no driver up there.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Mon, soon."
A Kami.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
panic
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Visa or Mastercard?
Lobster "
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
