Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
Kevin still doesn't know.
Because there was no point.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
