How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.