Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.