Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume