Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.