How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President