Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's