Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!