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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

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What kind of wolf never runs?

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Where is 5?

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Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

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