What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.