How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.