What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head