Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.