How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.