Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.