Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard