How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.