How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections