How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.