How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!