What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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To a remote island...

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In Wales.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Frank

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Because the hamburger is in the ground state.