Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.