Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.