How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)