What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"