What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a baby bull?

A bully!