What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!