What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."