What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.