What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart