How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.