What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...