As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Because he's a Fungi!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Karma. (Please forgive me)
