As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Because they're constant in a pool.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
The Game