Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Amen.
He's the one with the clean finger.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
