Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
