because the owner will tell you
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Tenplates
A: Easel-y.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
The former owner of a Note 7
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!