How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.