How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.