How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.