How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.