Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!