What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.