What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.