What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.